World of Whorecraft
- Character customization
- RPG aspects
- Works in browsers
- Different interface from original
World of Whorecraft Review
The biggest MMO of all time finally has a porn game parody! World of Warcraft is a phenomenon in the gaming world, having remained one of the most popular online games for around 15 years now.
But if there's one thing WoW is missing, it's orcs getting their oversized dicks sucked by some sexy night elf skanks. Fortunately, World of Whorecraft is here to fill that sexual void that classic Warcraft is missing - and much more. Here's our World of Whorecraft review.
This review is actually quite close to my heart, since I was actually a professional World of Warcraft player once upon a time. I was in the guild Curse if any WoW veterans remember them.
First you'll need to create an account and confirm your age, then you'll find yourself thrown into this universe of horny elves and pervy gnomes. The first step is character creation. The classic WoW races are all available, including some of the newer races too (worgens, pandarens and goblins). You can play as a guy or girl of any race too.
Your starting area depends on what race you chose, and actually correlates to the same zones as the original WoW does. As a human, I began in Elwynn Forest and honestly it was almost indistinguishable from the real game.
I started exploring and it took me straight back to the glory years of 2006. For a parody game, World of Whorecraft really sucks you into its world from the get go. First impressions were outstanding.
World of Whorecraft Gameplay
World of Whorecraft runs on the Unity engine, which is one of the best tools available for game creation in the modern age. The graphics aren't realistic as such, but they're high quality and very reminiscent of regular WoW.
The game operates almost identically to the regular version. You run around this open world, taking on short quests and getting repaid in armor, weapons and gold. And sometimes, even hardcore sex. All of the action is controlled using the WASD keypad, or you can click butons on your toolbar if you prefer to use the mouse.
As you navigate through each zone, you'll find NPCs balls deep in other characters. Within the first few minutes alone, I found a farmer ramming his farmhand doggystyle and an innkeeper getting sucked off behind the bar.
The sex takes place when you complete quests and will be personalized depending on your gender. Unfortunately, all of the sex scenes are cutscenes which players don't control.
How Much Does World of Whorecraft Cost?
WorldofWhorecraft costs $19.99 per month for full access. That's not so bad in comparison to some other porn games, but it's twice the amount the original game costs.
However, with this cost you get access to a bunch of similar games, sites and features too. You also get access to the members area of the website where you can chat with other players.
Character creation has lots of customization options. All the original races are available too. Night elf, human, gnome, dwarf, blood elf, tauren, draenei, undead, orc.
In addition to the porn aspect of Whorecraft, it's actually a fully functionable RPG experience too. You could take out all of the porn scenes and still have an enjoyable fantasy game.
The entire world (of whorecraft) feels alive. Everywhere you turn, you'll run into people engaging in some cock-centric action. It really feels like these characters are living lives of their own.
The devs have done their best to parody the original in every way. The characters look the same, the zones are the same, the player moves in the same way. Hell, it's like they've just inserted naked women into the original and uploaded it.
World of Whorecraft is playable in all browsers. You don't have to download anything to your computer. Everything is done via the official World of Whorecraft site.
Your name and credit card information is required to open the game.
Some reviews might see this as a downside, but some of the quests in Whore Craft are quite difficult. You can't just blitz through the game one-handed. It's more challenging than the original.
The interface is drastically different from the original game. Dialogue boxes are in different places, toolbars are placed differently, etc.
The game is a bit clunky when played in the Firefox browser. Apparently it works best in Chrome or Opera.
The sex scenes could use a little work. Compared to some porn games, the shagging looks a little off.
By the same token, the game could use more sexual diversity. There are no opportunities for threesomes, gang bangs, etc.
Should you play World of WhoreCraft?
God yes. As a porn parody game, it's one of the best I've ever played. Maybe it's because I have extensive experience of the original, but everything about this game is a total joy. It's rendered beautifully, it's incredibly immersive, and where else offers the option to have sex with hot blood elves?
There's something for everyone here. You don't have to be a fan of the original franchise to enjoy it. It's a fully immersive MMO with plenty of RPG mechanics, horny characters and storylines to enjoy. The membership is definitely worth it.
All the reviews of Whore Craft on other sites sing its praises too. This is the most fun I've had playing a porn game, and I've played them all. I'm giving World of Whorecraft 4.5/5 stars.