Grand Fuck Auto
- Superb graphics
- Perfect settings
- Exploration and adventure
- Has a level cap
Grand Fuck Auto Review
Grand Theft Auto is one of the best and most loved video game franchises of all time. Almost everything about the newest installment is perfect. Is there anything that could improve it?
Yes, there is, and the answer is hardcore fucking. Fortunately, for those who think Grand Theft Auto didn't have enough blowjobs, Grand Fuck Auto is here to change things.
Grand Fuck Auto is a parody game inspired by everyone's favourite car-stealing, drug-busting video game franchise, and it spices up the gameplay with a lot more filthy sex acts.
We reviewed this game from top to bottom for your information. Here's our Grand Fuck Auto review.
Honestly, the graphics in Grand Fuck Auto rival the last legit Grand Theft Auto game which came out in 2013. Trevor, the much-loved protagonist from GTA 5 makes a cameo appearance in Grand Fuck Auto, and if you showed me some isolated pics, I wouldn't be able to tell which images were from GTA 5 and which were from GFA.
You have to create a gamer account before you can get going, which involves handing over your credit card information for age verification. Standard procedure for any adult game.
But once the sex game begins - holy shit. This XXX game has got money written all over it. The whole thing is browser based, so you don't have to download anything to run it. Perfect.
First impressions of Grand Fuck Auto were quality. Amazing graphics, immersive world. Top marks all round.
Grand Fuck Auto Gameplay
If you've played any of the regular GTA games, then you'll already know exactly how Grand Fuck Auto works. While the storyline is a little different, the gameplay is more or less the same.
You're thrust into this fictional world of sluts, whores and fetish clubs, and your goal is to enjoy as much penetration with them as possible. You're a film director looking to make porn videos, so you have to find the most willing chicks in the city and fuck them raw.
As you navigate our way around the sandbox world, you'll come into contact with girls of all shapes and sizes. You'll find hookers, strippers and even regular everyday women. Your job is to convince them to make a porn video with you.
That's the long and short of it. However, some of these girls will have side missions for you. Like, their husband is a known criminal and he needs to be killed. Or they need a particular sex toy before they'll agree to fucking you. Do these missions, and these ladies will reward you with the fuck of a lifetime.
The game mechanics change a little during the sex scenes. During them, you assume the role of porn director so you can adjust the camera angles and the focussing. You can also take control of the action; emphasizing the ass, tits, pussy - whatever.
As you make more porn movies and aquire more in-game items, your experience increases and you level up.
How much does Grand Fuck Auto cost?
Grand Fuck Auto is a sneaky bastard. It doesn't cost a dime to sign up, create your character, steal cars and shoot motherfuckers in the head. However, once you get to the sex scenes, the game charges you $19.99.
Since Grand Fuck Auto already has your credit card details, all you have to do is click "pay" and it's done. It's a devious little trick that a lot of porn games utilize these days. It's like it gets you to the edge, then begs you for the cumshot when you can't hold back.
Advantages of Grand Fuck Auto
The graphics in Grand Fuck Auto are superb. The models are as realistic as you could expect from any sex game. Everything's in HD. The whole game is a visually-enjoyable experience.
The settings and backgrounds during the sex scenes are perfect. It's exactly what you'd expect from the GTA world; strip clubs, seedy bars, alleyways, mansions, even piles of money. Playing Grand Fuck Auto is very similar to GTA in many ways.
The fact that there's some exploration and adventure to be had is a huge positive. A lot of porn games just get right down to the fucking. However, Grand Fuck Auto makes you work for that hot sex, making the climatic act much more enjoyable.
GrandFuckAuto is actually quite difficult. It doesn't hand you everything on a plate. You'll need a little bit of gaming ability in order to progress through the ranks.
The women in Grand Fuck Auto all have their own unique looks. Unlike some porn games, it's not just stick-thin blondes and smoking brunettes. You'll find curvy housewives, bootilicious ebony babes and even an Asian hooker or two.
Like most sex games, Grand Fuck Auto is browser based. That means you don't have to download any third party shit to run it. This is always a risk, since there's always a risk you could download malware too.
Downsides of Grand Fuck Auto
There's a lot of free sex games out there, but Grand Fuck Auto isn't one of them. I'm not sure how many people would be willing to pay $19.99 for this, not when there's so much free gaming to enjoy.
Other reviews have pointed out that Grand Fuck Auto has a level cap. I'm not sure what it is, but it means you'll eventually max your character to the highest it can possibly be. You'll still be able to go round getting your fuck on, but you won't get that smug feeling of progression.
Should you play Grand Fuck Auto?
Grand Fuck Auto is exactly what you'd expect from a parody of a franchise which involves blowing shit up, drug deals and driving aeroplanes into buildings. The world naturally lends itself the seedy acts of hardcore banging.
Whether you're a video game lover, a porn lover or a combination of the two, Grand Fuck Auto is a game you need to play.
That's our Grand Fuck Auto review analysis. Put simply, you have to play this game for yourself to believe how good it is. This is one of the best porn games we've reviewed.