Boobs In The City

Most sex games are usually clickers or RPG-based, but Boobs In The City takes things in a different direction. This bad boy labels itself a first person shooter porn game.

On paper, it sounds like the best combination since PB&J. A hentai shooting game? What more could a man want? Well, things that sound good on paper don't always translate that well in reality.

But fear not, because we're here to tell you everything you need to know about this game. Here's our Boobs In The City review.

First Impressions

Vibrant, colorful and lots of tits. So far, so good. Boobs In The City starts off in typical hentai fashion, with busty girl after busty girl thrusting their chests at you to entice you to start playing. As you can guess, it worked.

The plot of Boobs In The City is your typical hentai story. In this universe, the most popular sport is water gun fighting. You assume the role of "Coach", and it's your job to lead a team of young girls to their dreams of becoming the best water gun shooters in the world. This culminates in a nationwide water pistol competition.

Of course, this is a hentai game, so it's not just the water guns that make these girls wet. At every available opportunity, your girls will want to be soaked with pistols of a different kind. As the coach, you soon start having "relationships" with your best girls as they take care of your "water gun."

After signing up, you're taken through a quick tutorial to get you familiar with the game mechanics. It's an easy-to-play shoot 'em up, so players won't need to be Pewdiepie to get to grips with it. Overall, good first impressions. It definitely sucked me in.

I should mention that BITC isn't available on all platforms. It's Android only.

Boobs in the City Gameplay

Even if this wasn't a porn game, the gameplay could easily pass as a regular video game. The way it works is that you're randomly assigned a team, and you battle another team with water pistols.

Even though you're the coach, you take on the role of one of your team members during battles. As you and the opposition spray each other with water, more and more clothes begin to fall off. The characters are typically hentai; dancer, maid, schoolgirl, nurse, college girl, etc.

With every competition you win, you'll win experience points and begin to level up. This will give you access to more girls you can hire for your team.

Between platforms you head back to the dormitory where all your teammates hang out. It's here where things get sexy. Sometimes, some drama will go down and it will be up to you to sort it out. From there, girls will repay the favor by presenting their bare assholes. You know exactly what to do with that.

How much does Boobs in the City cost?

The porn game Boobs In The City is free-to-play. No money needs to change hands. However, I should mention that BITC isn't available on all platforms. It's for Android only.

Pros

The appearance and animation of sex scenes are all excellent. The developer really knows what horny hentai nerds want to see; juicy tits, veiny dicks and a few gaping pussies. Boobs In The City definitely delivers on all fronts.

The game actually makes the effort to involve an element of gaming. Plenty of sex games are overlooked because they're just click-based and require no gaming experience whatsoever. BITC is actually a game.

Training sessions. This feature lets you practive your water pistol skills outside of a multiplayer competition setting.

Boobs In The City has some very explicit photos on display around the site. To me, this is a good thing.

The game is totally free. Always the best price.

Cons

The music is anything but sexy. It's a lot of cheesey J-pop stuff that sounds like kids singing. Not the best.

All the verbal cues in the game are in Japanese, so outside of konnichiwa you might not have a fucking clue what Akane is yelling at you during a match.

You can't play the game on a desktop site. Boobs In The City is only available on Android platforms, and since the Google store doesn't allow adult games, you'll have to download it from the Eroges site instead.

Should you play Boobs in the City?

Boobs In The City is one of the best porn platforms I've played in recent memory. It's free, it's story-driven, and there's a ton of fun to be hard in both the shooting and the sex scenes. The developer and studio have really pulled out all the stops.

No matter your sexual preferences, I implore anyone to come and hone their water pistol skills in this hentai shooting game today. This is the game dreams are made of.

4.5/5 Stars.