Analistica Academy

From Epic Works and Top Hat Studios comes this new visual novel, Analistica Academy.

In this game, you take on the role of a young alpha male; a high school student named Hora Machia. He embarks on a wacky quest to conquer what's known as the 'holey trinity' - three hot women in his class.

Analistica Academy is a raunchy affair, but how does it compare to other porn games? Here's our Analistica Academy review.

First Impressions

To start playing, you'll need to create an account. Input your basic details and your credit card info and you'll be good to go.

Analistica Academy starts off slowly. It begins with an overview of the story; Hora Machia is one of the only few men still alive after a worldwide epidemic (sounds familiar). And you will join Hora Machia, son of the legendary Darota Machia as he tries to conquer the hearts of the three most powerful girls in his school.

There was a heavy romance vibe to this game. The adult stuff wasn't really made obvious, aside from a couple of characters with huge tits.

First impressions were middle of the road. I'm not sure if this game is entirely a romance-comedy-satire hybrid or whether it's just a front for some hardcore fucking.

Gameplay Review

Analistica Academy is a visual novel, and visual novels aren't known for their fast-paced action. The gameplay is quite limited. It's mostly just clicking through text and choosing the right options. If you want adventure, you won't find it here.

After progressing far enough, the girls in the game begin to get a little sex-starved. That's when the adult content starts to come into play.

Unfortunately, the sex scenes feature no gameplay as such. They're just a series of scrolling images. This could definitely disuade a few players from picking up the game. However, the artwork in them is very professional.

The story is the kind of thing which could only come from a hentai production. Inspire by the anime Seitokai Yakuindomo, as the only remaining male, all of the ladies want your cock. This includes the 4 different heroines in the game, and even the president of this fictional world.

Interestingly, the developer (Epic Works & Top Hat Studios) has branded this game in the 'chuuni' genre. Chuuni is a niche term which refers to the self-obsession and sudden surge of egotism that occurs in teenagers around the ages of 14-16.

Should you play Analistica Academy?

Analistica Academy is a raunchy little game with a likable protagonist, some sexy heroines and very few obstacles to overcome.

Visual novels aren't for everyone, but they definitely have their place on the sex game spectrum. If you're interested in a game with a rich story but with limited gameplay, Analistica Academy will suit you down to the ground.

The game only takes around 5-6 hours to complete, so if you're curious you should definitely give it a try. It's not a huge time-sink.

I'm giving this game a 3/5 Stars.