Star Whores

Finally, you can watch Han Solo give Princess Leia the good fucking she deserves. Or maybe that's too vanilla for your tastes. Maybe you'd rather see Chewbacca violate Kylo Ren with his oversized wookie cock, or get involved in a messy Stormtrooper orgy.

It doesn't matter, because all of these are options in Star Whores, a new Star Wars porn parody game available at the First Adult Games site. We've reviewed this new porn title for your enjoyment, so grab your lightsabre and let's get down to business.

First Impressions

Sign up, confirm you're over 18 years old and you're ready to get started with this Star Wars sex game. First you'll see a cutscene that introduces the story. You don't play as a single character in the game, instead assuming the role of whichever beloved Star Wars member takes your fancy. But more on this later.

The game takes place in the form of 'Fuck Episodes.' It's essentially a series of long mini-games with an overarching Star Wars story involved. Truth to be told, this isn't what I expected from a Star Wars porn parody at all, but it seems to work quite well. Gameplay seemed limited but graphics, dialogue and immersion were all on point. First impressions were mostly good.

Star Whores Gameplay

As you watch through the video cutscenes, you'll eventually get to take control of the characters. However, there's no adventuring or anything like that. It's more of a Star Wars sex simulator than anything, and that's fine by us.

Once the sex games begin, you get to assume the role of one half of the participants. It's your job to ensure that the other person is sufficiently satisfied in order to progress to the next episode. For example, if Luke is screwing Leia, he'll need to hit the right spots to make her orgasm. But if you're Chewbacca boning a Stormtrooper, you want to put him under as much strain as possible.

The sex scenes are outrageously graphic, and borderline violent. The scenes that involve punishment fucking could be something from a torture porn flick. We're no stranger to gruesome acts in porn games, but some of the adult material is quite grim. It's not something you'd expect from a Star Wars porn parody but who's complaining?

How much does Star Whores cost?

Full access to Star Whores costs $39.95 per month. Ouch. But with this, you also get access to a few other parody games (including Star Moans), and several porn video sites.

There's a two day trial available for anyone who wants to sample the game beforehand. You'll need to provide your credit card details anyway to prove you're over 18 years old.

Pros

The graphics on display are exquisite. All of the characters are like something stripped from an official Star Wars animated series.

Every character has a unique voice over, from Padme to Stormtrooper #213. This gives the game a much more immersive feel and makes it easy to differentiate between characters if you're not familiar with the Star Wars canon.

The sex scenes are like something from the most insane hentai sex game you've ever played. Honestly, I know Rey kinda looks like a slut anyway, but you won't believe how much of a slut she can be.

Star Moans. This is another of the Star Wars porn games which comes with the purchase. It's a straight up sex simulator featuring all of the Star Wars characters, from major players like Kylo Ren and Padme to fuckers you've never heard of. Unlike Star Whores, Star Moans has much less story going through it.

You don't have to be familiar with the Star Wars universe to understand the references. Myself, I've only ever seen the first 3 Star Wars films and the new installments. I barely know who half of these fuckers are, but I was happy to fuck the shit the out of them regardless.

Credit card is necessary to prove you're 18 years of age. This keeps out the youngsters.

The game is played entirely through the First Adult Games site.

Cons

The lack of adventure is a bit of a downer for me. Most normal Star Wars games involve some kind of mission before the fucking begins, but that's not the case here.

Not very challenging. You don't have to be an expert gamer to progress. To some people this is a good thing, but I found it more of a negative.

To play this Star Wars parody in full, you need to pay per month. Personally, I hate monthly subscription models, particularly for games which aren't MMO titles. The fact it's $39.95 is also another huge kick in the nuts. That's a lot to swallow.

Should you play Star Whores?

Han Solo? More like Hand Solo. This porn game made me cum like a broken hosepipe. It's got everything you could want from a Star Wars porn title. Great fucking, decent game play, and who hasn't fantasized about watching Princess Leia get her slut on occasionally?

Star Wars porn games are nothing new. There have been various similar sex games on the scene for a number of years, but Star Whores bumps things up to the next level. As far as parody games go, it's one of the best browser titles I've ever played. The addition of Star Moans also bumps the final score up a little too.

I'm giving Star Whores a solid 4.5/5 stars.