Bangerlands 3
Review Pros
- Great graphics
- Works on all platforms
- Good storyline
Review Cons
- Some minor bugs
Bangerlands 3 Review
Ready to enter a dystopian world crammed with hardcore sex, gang bangs and a whole lot of porn scenes? Then Bangerlands 3 is the porn parody game for you.
We've dug deep into this world for your information. Here's our Bangerlands 3 review.
First Impressions
Bangerlands 3 is an obvious porn game parody of the much-loved Borderlands franchise. And right away, it's obvious that Borderlands and Bangerlands 3 have a lot more in common than just the names.
The first thing I noticed is how similar the graphics and art style are. Bangerlands 3 has that cartoony, animated style (known as cel shading) that made the original game so popular. The characters are almost indistinguishable from each other.
Before you can the story going, you have to sign up. This requires your credit card info for age verification - standard for all the best porn games. But once that's done, things get wild. First impressions of Bangerlands 3 were excellent.
Bangerlands 3 Gameplay
The game works much like the original Borderlands. It's an adventure game with a little bit of shoot 'em up action involved. However, it's been adjusted a little to accomodate a lot of sex scenes.
The majority of gameplay sees you wandering about different planets, each of which comes with its own naughty babes in different races and hot outfits. Engage with them and they'll offer you a mission to complete, and when you do, you get repaid in tits.
Outside of the adventuring, the gameplay alters when the sex scenes begin. Gamers are able to control the action via clicking, and your job is to pound these babes until they achieve orgasms. This results in more points and level progression for you.
Pricing
Bangerlands 3 is totally free to play. No hidden costs, no hidden subscriptions to porn websites. You can have all the fun you want for no cost at all.
Pros
Graphics. The artwork in Bangerlands 3 is exceptional. The developers have really gone for the high quality approach. Not only that, but the detail they've put in characters is amazing. Pussies look realistic, ass holes squirm, hair moves in a life-like fashion.
The game is available on both Android and iOS devices. It's also playable via desktop computers and browser.
Not only are all of the characters uniquely designed with personalized tattoos and sex preferences, but some of the characters from the original game make an appearance. Including everyone's favorite pound-of-flesh robot, Claptrap.
The plot line follows the original as closely as possible, but with a lot more moving parts to make room for all the sex.
Speaking of, some of the sex scenes will put even the most hardened porn watcher through the wringer. There's some outlandishly kinky stuff in here, especially in the threesome scenes. If you're squemish, consider yourself warned.
Cons
The mechanics of the sex scenes takes some getting used to. It's a weird little system where you don't just control the dick, but you control the woman's reactions too.
Some reviews have pointed out that there are a couple of bugs in the later levels, but I personally haven't experienced any myself.
Final Thoughts
Everything about Bangerlands 3 will suck you in and keep you satisfied. It's one of the best porn parody games available right now.
You can get it on Android or iOS devices right now, totally for free. You don't have to be a fan of the original to enjoy Bangerlands, either. The plot is streamlined, the sex scenes are super kinky, and the graphics are out of this world.
4/5 Stars.
